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America Must Free Itself from the Tyranny of the Penny
What I learned about pennies will shock you, and hopefully the Secretary of the Treasury of the United States.
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What Is Glitter?
A journey into the glittery heart of darkness for The New York Times.
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Everybody Knows Flo From Progressive. Who Is Stephanie Courtney?
A profile of Stephanie Courtney, who has portrayed Flo in ads for the insurer Progressive for more than 15 years.
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My Brilliant Strangers
I went on a package trip for Millennials who travel alone. Help me.
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Could I Survive the “Quietest Place on Earth”?
Legends tell of a chamber in an old Minneapolis recording studio that drives visitors insane. I figured I’d give it a whirl.
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Vote the Rock
A profile of Dwayne Johnson for the cover of GQ's 2017 Comedy issue.
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The Tao of Wee Man
A profile of “Jackass” star Jason “Wee Man” Acuña for The New York Times Magazine.
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I Lived The #VanLife. It Wasn’t Pretty.
Traveling California by van for The New York Times Magazine.
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Justin Bieber Would Like to Reintroduce Himself
A profile of Justin Bieber for GQ's March 2016 cover.
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Cher Everlasting
An interview with Cher for The New York Times Magazine.
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Can We Learn Anything From Horses?
An exploration of horse “attunement” in Santa Fe, N.M. for The New York Times.
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The Loveliest, Sexiest, Madliest of Them All
A profile of Kim Kardashian for the cover of GQ's 2016 Love, Sex, and Madness issue.
Photo: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for GQ
There Is No Reason to Cross the U.S. by Train. But I Did It Anyway.
An account of a transcontinental Amtrak trip for The New York Times Magazine.
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What Makes an American Hero? (Or a Canadian One?)
A profile of the Carnegie Hero Fund, which, for over 100 has privately rewarded for everyday heroes.
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My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
An epic journey through Hell on a boat made of mozzarella sticks.
Who Is Sam Asghari, Britney Spears’s Fiancé?
An interview with Sam Asghari for The New York Times.
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How Maya Rudolph Became the Master of Impressions
A profile of Maya Rudolph for The New York Times Magazine.
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The Reality Behind ‘Below Deck’
A behind-the-scenes visit to the set of a behind-the-scenes show for The New York Times.
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My Magical Quest to Destroy Tom Brady and Win a Philadelphia Eagles Mini-Fridge at Super Bowl LII
An account of my attempt to complete a scavenger hunt [I invented for myself] LIVE at the Super Bowl.
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The Secret to Beauty: A Stranger’s Hands Inside Your Mouth
An exploration of a $285 facial for The New York Times.
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