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My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
An epic journey through Hell on a boat made of mozzarella sticks.
The Best Restaurant in the World Is: EPCOT
This culinary travelogue through Walt Disney World's EPCOT theme park can be found only by the grace of The Wayback Machine. Please be patient while it loads. We love you, Wayback Machine!
Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker
Gravy Boat: My Week on the High Seas With Paula Deen and Friends
An epic journey through Hell on a boat with Paula Deen.
Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker
Philly Unveils World’s Largest T-Shirt Cannon; Haters Crying Themselves to Sleep; They Literally Cannot Believe It
Incredible.
Photo: Library of Congress